I wish I had someone to hold and to hold me while I sleep :( but I don’t and that’s ok

toritheestallion:

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

(via universalhealthcare)

afloweroutofstone:

Thanks, MSNBC

despazito:

FULL LORE

(via peachcitrus)

marisatomay:

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

(Source: marisatomay, via bdeharry)